"Gerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off."

"The great masses of the people... will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one."

"Eating is always a decision, nobody forces your hand to pick up food and put it into your mouth."

"As long as I am an American citizen and American blood runs in these veins, I shall hold myself at liberty to speak, to write, and to publish whatever I please on any subject."

"Man is a wonderful creature; he sees through the layers of fat (eyes), hears through a bone (ears) and speaks through a lump of flesh (tongue)."

"A master can tell you what he thinks of you. A teacher, though awakens your own expectations."

"Missionaries are going to reform the world whether it wants to or not."

"Everybody has difficult years, but a lot of times the difficult years end up being the greatest years of your whole entire life, if you survive them."

"Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head."

"We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company."

"Assume a virtue, if you have it not."

"How tranquil is a coral tomb, and may the heavens grant that my companions and I be buried in no other!"