"Collecting data is only the first step toward wisdom, but sharing data is the first step toward community."

"Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor."

"When men are scared of a woman, they always accuse her of being mannish."

"We don't want to start a nuclear war unless we really have to, now do we Jack?"

"The family is the nucleus of civilization."

"The tree of liberty grows only when watered by the blood of tyrants."

"Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines."

"So you're the little woman who wrote the book that made this great war."

"Nothing is more difficult than the art of maneuvering for advantageous positions."

"Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be."

"Men do not care how nobly they live, but only how long, although it is within the reach of every man to live nobly, but within no man's power to live long."

"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."