"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

"Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig."

"Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny -Did you ever try buying them without money?"

"Art is the most intense form of individualism that the world has known."

"A quarrel is like buttermilk, the more you stir it, the more sour it grows."

"Man is ready to die for an idea, provided that idea is not quite clear to him."

"The best inheritance a parent can give his children is a few minutes of his time each day."

"PROVIDENTIAL, adj. Unexpectedly and conspicuously beneficial to the person so describing it."

"Communism is like one big phone company."