"There is no vice so simple but assumes some mark of virtue on his outward parts."

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks."

"Praising what is lost Makes the remembrance dear."

"I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, Who art as black as hell, as dark as night."

"What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god!"

"No legacy is so rich as honesty."

"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Whenever two people meet, there are really six people present. There is each man as he sees himself, each man as the other person sees him, and each man as he really is."

"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water."

"Perhaps you do not understand me because you do not love me."

"Even Bach comes down to the basic suck, blow, suck, suck, blow."