"That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say 'No' in any of them."

"'Coolidge is dead' 'How could they tell?"

"I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid."

"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."

"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."

"I really can't come to your party Mrs. Parker, I can't bear fools.' That's strange; your mother could."

"Its okay to get jacked up and head out onto the highway, but I've been there and I can tell you that the fast lane is littered with countless smoldering wrecks."

"Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve."

"It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians."

"Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to."

"Rhythm is something you either have or don't have, and when you have it, you have it all over."

"I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. That is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant."