"Don't spend $2 to dry clean a shirt. Instead, donate it to the Salvation Army. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. The next morning buy it back for seventy- five cents."

"Thou shall not steal. I mean defensively. On offense, thou shall steal and thou must."

"Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels."

"A new vision of development is emerging. Development is becoming a people-centered process, whose ultimate goal must be the improvement of the human condition."

"The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor."

"Live so that your friends can defend you but never have to."

"The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity."

"Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising."

"God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday."

"I'm a scientist; nothing shocks me."

"The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract."

"In obedience there is always fear, and fear darkens the mind."