"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"It happens fast for some people and slow for some, accidents or gravity, but we all end up mutilated."

"Before you beat a child, be sure yourself are not the cause of the offense."

"The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n."

"You go back. You search for what made you happy when you were smaller. We are all grown up children, really... So one should go back and search for what was loved and found to be real."

"To be persuasive, we must be believable; to be believable we must be credible; to be credible, we must be truthful."

"It takes a wonderful brain and exquisite senses to produce a few stupid ideas."