"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish."

"there's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included."

"Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second."

"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it."

"Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country."

"If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit suprised."

"It takes a lot of time to be a genius, you have to sit around so much doing nothing, really doing nothing."

"Maj. Burns: 'What kind of idiot do you think I am?' Cpl. O'Reily: 'You'd know that better than me, sir."

"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction."

"I am here and you will know that I am the best and will hear me."

"In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, ``Sorry, we're open.''"