"Ignorance, when voluntary, is criminal, and a man may be properly charged with that evil which he neglected or refused to learn how to prevent."

"How to win a case in court: If the law is on your side, pound on the law; if the facts are on your side, pound on the facts; if neither is on your side, pound on the table."

"One should be more concerned about what his conscience whispers than about what other people shout."

"No matter who you are, no matter where you live, and no matter how many people are chasing you, what you don't read is often as important as what you do read."

"Plumpick: Don't you understand, the whole town will blow up in three minutes! Columbine: Yes--they will be wonderful, those three minutes."

"Every child deserves a home and love. Period."

"If it were natural for father to care for their sons, they would not need so many laws commanding them to do so."

"Lots of people think they're charitable if they give away their old clothes and things they don't want."

"For ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones."

"Repentance may begin instantly, but reformation often requires a sphere of years."

"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."

"1. If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once. 2. If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points."