"When in doubt, duck."

"Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."

"There is never enough time, unless you're serving it."

"You can judge the character of others by how they treat those who can do nothing to them or for them."

"By the time we've made it, we've had it."

"It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem."

"Modern man's loss of a sense of being sinful doesn't spring from a feeling that he is inherently good. Rather, it springs from his feeling of being inherently ineffectual."

"I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night."

"Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an opening, coast for a while, and then have a hell of a close."

"Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake."

"I trained for three years at drama school to be an actor - not a celebrity."

"Journalists cover words and delude themselves into thinking they have committed journalism."