"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"Women are great. But I didn't take up acting so I could kiss a girl."

"For riches certainly make themselves wings."

"I require myself not to be equal to the best, but to be better then the bad."

"True repentance means making amends with the person when at all possible."

"In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing."

"What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility."