"In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity."

"Desiring to be more than true, you are worse than false."

"Boys don't make passes at female smartasses."

"Since when is public safety the root password to the Constitution?"

"I love that sometimes we need to go to the opposite side of the world to realize assumptions that we didn't even know we had and realize that the opposite may also be true."

"An aspiring politician should know that attacking a man is much easier than attacking his points, but attacking his points is much more useful."

"Whatever God's dream about man may be, it seems certain it cannot come true unless man cooperates."

"The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible."

"Angels dancing on the head of a pin dissolve into nothingness at the bedside of a dying child."

"It will, I believe, be everywhere found, that as the clergy are, or are not what they ought to be, so are the rest of the nation."

"The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle cynic who cares not whether there is a god or not."

"It is a fine thing to establish one's own religion in one's heart, not to be dependent on tradition and second-hand ideals. Life will seem to you, later, not a lesser, but a greater thing."