"When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves."

"Hysteria is only possible with an audience."

"Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education."

"Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?"

"No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide."

"The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend."

"For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman law it is administered with subhuman inefficiency."

"Judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them."

"Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap."

"In love, one and one are one."

"The prelude to Tristan and Isolde sounded as if a bomb had fallen into a large music factory and had thrown all the notes into confusion."

"Philosophy and the subjects known as 'humanities' are still taught almost as if Darwin had never lived. No doubt this will change in time."