"The chief objection of playing wind instruments is that it prolongs the life of the player."

"Nobel prize money is a lifebelt thrown to a swimmer who has already reached the shore in safety."

"Pardon him, Theodotus: he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature."

"Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."

"All professions are conspiracies against the laity."

"England and America are two countries seperated by the same language."

"I chose and my word was shaken. So what? The choice may have been mistaken a€” the choosing was not. Just keep moving on..."

"Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth."

"There is occasions and causes why and wherefore in all things."

"The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone."

"Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's; and unto human beings, what?"

"Don't wear your heart on your sleeve when your remarks are off the cuff."