"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"We have the right to lie, but not about the heart of the matter."

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

"The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced."

"Force has no place where there is need of skill."

"Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children."