"Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see."

"Just turn left at Greenland..."

"If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace."

"God is a concept by which we measure our pain."

"Life is what happens while you are making other plans."

"Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry."

"God is self-evident, impersonal, omniscient, the Knower and the Master of nature, the Lord of all. He is behind all worship and it is being done according to Him, whether we know it or not."

"Outstanding leaders appeal to the hearts of their followers - not their minds."

"He wins every hand who mingles profit with pleasure."

"It's all fun and games 'til someone loses an eye; Then it's just fun you can't see."

"Our best work is done when it needs to be."

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."