"Faith, as well intentioned as it may be, must be built on facts, not fiction--faith in fiction is a damnable false hope."

"Hell, there are no rules here-- we're trying to accomplish something."

"I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun."

"There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking."

"To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk."

"Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration."

"I have failed many times, and that's why I am a success."

"There are very few women in society whose virtue outlasts their beauty."

"Straight men need to be emasculated. I'm sorry. They all need to be slapped around. Women have been kept down for too long. Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once."

"Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even."

"It is better to be a beggar than ignorant; for a beggar only wants money, but an ignorant person wants humanity."

"My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers."