"When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don't feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one."

"We're all in this alone."

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"

"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"

"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."

"No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up."

"Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist."

"Learn the fundamentals of the game and stick to them. Band-Aid remedies never last."

"Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful."

"PARDON, v. To remit a penalty and restore to the life of crime. To add to the lure of crime the temptation of ingratitude."

"He who loves God cannot endeavor that God should love him in return."

"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."