"I am responsible only to God and history."

"The creation of a line of forts opposite to the French frontier will enable the German troops to be economized on that line and will enable the main forces to swing round through Belgium and Holland."

"The more things change the more they remain the same."

"Hit the ball over the fence and you can take your time going around the bases."

"Wisdom is harder to DO than it is to know."

"If you ask me what I came into this world to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud."

"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."

"Wisdom does not show itself so much in precept as in life - in firmness of mind and a mastery of appetite. It teaches us to do as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a color."

"The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood."

"Although we were sent into a failing world, we were not sent to fail."

"Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you."

"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."